Mouseland

아직 최종 결과가 나오지 않았지만, 한국 시간으로 10시 반 현재 서울시장 출구 조사가 54.4% : 45.2% 이다 (한겨례)

어떤 이는 9% 차이의 대승이라 표현한다.과연 9% 차이가 대승인지 아닌지는 각자의 판단이겠지만, 개인적으로 조금은 아쉽다.

TOMMY  DOUGLAS'  MOUSELAND  SPEECH

This is the story of a place called Mouseland.  Mouseland was a place where all the little mice lived and played, were born and died.  And they lived much the same as you and I do.

They even had a parliament.  And every four years they had an election.  Used to walk to the polls and cast their ballots.  Some of them even got a ride to the polls.  And got a ride for the next four years afterwards, too.  Just like you and me.  And every time on election day all the little mice used to go to the ballot box and they used to elect a government.

A government made up of big, fat, black cats.

Now if you think it strange that mice should elect a government of cats, look at the history of Canada for the last 90 years and maybe you'll see they weren't any stupider than us.

Now I'm not saying anything against the cats.  They conducted their government with dignity.  They passed good laws - that is, laws that were good for cats.  But the laws that were good for cats weren't very good for mice.  One of the laws said that mouse holes had to be big enough so a cat could get his paw in.  Another law said that mice could only run at certain speeds - so a cat could get his breakfast without too much effort.

All the laws were good laws.  For cats.  But, oh, they were hard on mice.  And life was getting harder and harder.  And when the mice couldn't put up with it anymore, they decided that something had to be done.  So they went en masse to the polls.  They voted the black cats out.  They put in white cats.

Now the white cats had put up a terrific campaign.  They said, "All Mouseland needs is more vision."  They said, "The trouble with Mouseland is the round mouse holes.  If you put us in we'll make square mouse holes."  And they did.  And the square mouse holes were twice as big as the round ones, and now a cat could get both paws in.
And life was tougher than ever.

And when they couldn't take that anymore, they voted the white cats out and black ones in again.  Then they went back to white cats.  Then to black cats.  They even tried half black and half white cats.  And they called that a coalition.  They even got one government made up of cats with spots on them:  They were cats that tried to make a noise like a mouse but ate like a cat.

You see, my friends, the trouble wasn't with the colour of the cat.  The trouble was that they were cats.  And because they were cats, they naturally looked after cats instead of mice.

Presently there came along one little mouse who had an idea.  My friends, watch out for the little fellow with an idea.  And he said to the other mice, "Look fellows, why do we keep electing a government made up of cats?  Why don't we elect a government made up of mice?"  "Oh," they said, "he’s a Bolshevik. Lock him up!"
So they put him in jail.

But I want to remind you: That you can lock up a mouse or a man but you can't lock up an idea.

- Tommy Douglas, 1944